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Blame the Dice. I'm Just the Messenger. — Dice T-Shirt
$26.99
Bella+Canvas 3001, unisex. Chest / length in inches:
- S — 34-37 / 28
- M — 38-41 / 29
- L — 42-45 / 30
- XL — 46-49 / 31
- 2XL — 50-53 / 32
- 3XL — 54-57 / 33
- 4XL — 58-61 / 34
Measure a shirt you already like and match the chest. US shipping is free. A printed shirt cannot come back for a size change. A bad print or the wrong shirt gets a reprint.
US shipping included. Printed when you order, so it ships slower than warehouse stock.
The dice spoke. You're just the intern delivering bad news. This shirt is for the player who distances themselves from the 1s they keep rolling. Soft, print-friendly cotton with a clean design that won't fade before your next excuse. Wear it, shrug, point at the d20. Plausible deniability sold separately.
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