Statistically, One of These Is a 20 — Dice Goblin T-Shirt
Statistically, One of These Is a 20 — Dice Goblin T-Shirt
Bella+Canvas 3001, unisex. Chest / length in inches:
- S — 34-37 / 28
- M — 38-41 / 29
- L — 42-45 / 30
- XL — 46-49 / 31
- 2XL — 50-53 / 32
- 3XL — 54-57 / 33
- 4XL — 58-61 / 34
Measure a shirt you already like and match the chest. US shipping is free. A printed shirt cannot come back for a size change. A bad print or the wrong shirt gets a reprint.
US shipping included. Printed when you order, so it ships slower than warehouse stock.
You rolled a handful of dice and called it a probability distribution. We respect that energy. This shirt is for the tabletop gremlin who knows the math always works out — eventually, on the one die that matters. Soft, pre-shrunk cotton with a clean dark-ink print that survives every "one more session." For the dice goblin who brought their own d20 and a spreadsheet. Wear it. Roll badly anyway.